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LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT
the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired
ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG
I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this
I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
I want to work at tumblr okay
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My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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(Source: nippled, via blerkswern)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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